Characters: Ianto, Jack.
Written For: Challenge 433: Dirty at tw100.
Summary: Ianto despairs at the mess Jack gets his coat into.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“Hmpf,” Ianto huffed as he examined Jack’s coat. How the hell did he always manage to get it so dirty? It had only just been dry-cleaned less than a week ago, yet already the hem looked like it had been dragged through the mud, there were bits of leaves and grass all over the back, and the end of one sleeve appeared to have been dipped in blood and then chewed. He glared at Jack, who stood shuffling his feet.
“Ah, about that… There was this Weevil in the park…”
Ianto shook his head. “I don’t even want to know!”