Characters: Jack, Ianto.
Written For: Challenge 438: Safe at tw100.
Summary: Ianto is less than thrilled by the prospect of trying Jack’s new toy.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“Come on, Ianto! You know you want to try it!” Jack smiled encouragingly, waving the device in front of his lover.
Ianto eyed it suspiciously; Jack claimed it was a sex toy from the Vegas Galaxy, but although it certainly looked suitably phallic to be what he claimed, Ianto wasn’t convinced. Jack’s track record with ‘alien sex toys’ wasn’t exactly stellar.
“You try it first, and if it doesn’t kill you, I might consider it.”
“But it’s perfectly safe!”
“Yes, that’s what you said last time, and I spent the next fortnight accidentally teleporting to Barry Island whenever I sneezed.”