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March 2023


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Drabble: Prior Experience

Title: Prior Experience
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Jack, Ianto.
Rating: PG-13
Written For: Challenge 438: Safe at tw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Ianto is less than thrilled by the prospect of trying Jack’s new toy.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

“Come on, Ianto! You know you want to try it!” Jack smiled encouragingly, waving the device in front of his lover.

Ianto eyed it suspiciously; Jack claimed it was a sex toy from the Vegas Galaxy, but although it certainly looked suitably phallic to be what he claimed, Ianto wasn’t convinced. Jack’s track record with ‘alien sex toys’ wasn’t exactly stellar.

“You try it first, and if it doesn’t kill you, I might consider it.”

“But it’s perfectly safe!”

“Yes, that’s what you said last time, and I spent the next fortnight accidentally teleporting to Barry Island whenever I sneezed.”

The End


Lol, that would be a bit of an inconvinience. There's only so many trips on the ferris wheel one can take whilst waiting for a lift home!

It can be a serious nuisance when you're washing the dishes, sneeze, and wind up at the fair wearing your rubber gloves and dripping suds, or when you were on the firing range just a second ago and oh dear, now you're getting arrested by the police for being armed and dangerous...

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hahaha hahaha poor Ianto! can you imagine how many awful situations he must have been involved while sneezing? Hope it wasn't during springtime ...
Poor Ianto, terrible dust allergies... ;)

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Yep definitely let Jack try it first LOL

Great drabble.
Jack can handle the risks involved better than Ianto can.

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Ianto may have reservations, but he's secretly an adventurous soul, and after making Jack demonstrate first, he will give most things a try He enjoys pleasing Jack.

Edited at 2017-03-13 10:28 pm (UTC)
Oh yes, Jack's collection is extensive, some of them feature interesting wiggly bits ;)

Ianto enjoys pleasing himself too, he's just sensibly cautious enough to make sure Jack hasn't made a silly mistake again, lol!

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