Title: It’s Not Unusual – For Torchwood
Characters: Ianto, Rhys
Written For: biancaruth, for leaving the 100th review on my ff.net drabble collection.
Spoilers: None at all.
Summary: Rhys finds out about the peculiar hazards of working for Torchwood.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“Nothing to worry about,” Ianto said cheerfully.
Rhys stared at Gwen in stunned disbelief.
“Happens a lot, does it?” He sounded a bit dazed.
“This exactly? Not to my knowledge. But similar things? All the time.”
Rhys kept staring.
“Could be worse,” Ianto attempted to reassure the stricken man. “Jack was a rabbit for almost two weeks, and Owen… Well, let’s just say orange really doesn’t suit him. Gwen’s fine, just a little shorter than usual.”
“A little? She’s five inches tall!”
“Tosh will fix it. On the bright side, her clothes shrunk with her.”
Rhys sat down.