Characters: Ianto, Jack.
Written For: Challenge 445: Ouch at tw100.
Summary: Accidents happen; the ones that befall Torchwood agents are just weirder than most.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
Working for Torchwood was dangerous; that was a given. The team suffered more than their share of sprains, broken bones, bullet and stab wounds, concussions, bites, and burns, but what nobody warned any of them about were the weirder injuries.
Like being electrocuted by a squid, or getting your fingers fused together, or having your entire body melted into a puddle of goo.
Or having a spaceship crash-land on you.
Sometimes everything went from normal to complete disaster so fast there wasn’t even time to say “Ouch!”
Ianto clicked his bluetooth. “Jack, I’m going to need some help,” he wheezed.