Characters: Ianto, OAC.
Written For: Challenge 448: Frame(d) at tw100.
Summary: Some people shouldn’t try to talk their way out of trouble…
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“I wuz framed, I tell yer!” the wizened little alien insisted. “I din’t do nuthin’!”
Ianto winced. “A double negative makes a positive. If you didn’t do nothing then you must’ve done something.”
“Whut yer talkin’ about?”
If he was honest, Ianto was starting to wonder that himself. “You ran when you saw us; that’s a sign of a guilty conscience, Hargle.”
“It wun’t me whut painted yer flashy car, but I seen who dunnit.”
“It wuz kids, but they on’y dunnit cuz they thought it were mine.”
“And why’d they think that?”
“Cuz I were drivin’ it.”