Listens: Billy Dean

Drabble: Found Guilty

Title: Found Guilty
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Ianto, OAC.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 448: Frame(d) at tw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Some people shouldn’t try to talk their way out of trouble…
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.




“I wuz framed, I tell yer!” the wizened little alien insisted. “I din’t do nuthin’!”


Ianto winced. “A double negative makes a positive. If you didn’t do nothing then you must’ve done something.”


“Whut yer talkin’ about?”


If he was honest, Ianto was starting to wonder that himself. “You ran when you saw us; that’s a sign of a guilty conscience, Hargle.”


“It wun’t me whut painted yer flashy car, but I seen who dunnit.”


“Do tell.”


“It wuz kids, but they on’y dunnit cuz they thought it were mine.”


“And why’d they think that?”


“Cuz I were drivin’ it.”



The End