Characters: Ianto, Jack.
Written For: Challenge 451: Chocolate at tw100.
Summary: Ianto always knows when Jack’s been eating something he shouldn’t.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
Ianto looked at Jack, not sure whether to laugh or cry. In the end he closed his eyes and prayed for strength.
“You ate the chocolate that came through the Rift, didn’t you?” he finally asked.
“Mm hm,” Jack agreed.
“Don’t you ever learn?”
Sitting in the chair behind Jack’s desk was a large chocolate egg, with Jack’s face, and tiny arms and legs sticking out from the sides and bottom.
“Nnnn,” Jack replied from his immobile mouth.
“You look like humpty dumpty! I hope you left enough to be analysed or you might be stuck like that for good.”