Characters: Ianto, mentions Jack.
Written For: Challenge 457: Soothe/Soothing at tw100.
Summary: Ianto always gets a headache when dealing with UNIT.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
UNIT conferences were a sadistic form of torture; Ianto couldn’t blame Jack for avoiding them like the plague. Of course, that meant while Jack was in Cardiff, facing nothing worse than paperwork, Ianto was the one who had to deal with bureaucratic red tape, military minds to whom all aliens were a threat, and scientists who wanted to turn everything into a weapon. It was like Torchwood One all over again.
The only thing preventing him from knocking their silly heads together was knowing that when he got home, Jack would soothe away his headache with an expert scalp massage.