Title: Burnt Offerings
Characters: Ianto, Jack
Written For: Challenge 283 – Out Of The Frying Pan, Into The Fire at tw100
Summary: Ianto still doesn’t like camping…
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: I apologise – this was all I could think of when I read the prompt…
Ianto gingerly poked a stick into the campfire, rolling a charred sausage towards him. When it was close enough, he stabbed it with a fork and deposited it on a plate with several other sausage-shaped cinders.
He glared at Jack.
“I hope you’re not expecting these to be edible.”
“Sorry.” Jack looked sheepish.
“What on earth possessed you to try flipping sausages?”
“I saw a chef doing it on TV. He looked really cool, tossing and catching them. I thought I could do it.”
Ianto groaned. “No more TV, you’re too easily influenced.”
“At least we still have the beans!”