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Drabble: Burnt Offerings

Title: Burnt Offerings

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 283 – Out Of The Frying Pan, Into The Fire at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Ianto still doesn’t like camping…

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: I apologise – this was all I could think of when I read the prompt…






Ianto gingerly poked a stick into the campfire, rolling a charred sausage towards him. When it was close enough, he stabbed it with a fork and deposited it on a plate with several other sausage-shaped cinders.



He glared at Jack.



“I hope you’re not expecting these to be edible.”



“Sorry.” Jack looked sheepish.



“What on earth possessed you to try flipping sausages?”



“I saw a chef doing it on TV. He looked really cool, tossing and catching them. I thought I could do it.”



Ianto groaned. “No more TV, you’re too easily influenced.”



“At least we still have the beans!”



The End





Comments

Do I make the 'bloody beans' remark now, or later? *laughs*
Anytime - I'm sure that's what Ianto was thinking! And he'd really been fancying a nice sausage... ;)

Thank you!
Well I'm sure they can find some other tasty sausages to enjoy!
Ianto will improvise, I'm sure...

Thank you!
And I am sure the beans will go down so well if they share a tent LOL.
Lol! Yes, Ianto will be even less impressed with Jack! He still can't work out how Jack managed to get him to go camping in the first place.

Thank you!
Hope they don't eat too much beans, or they might want separate tents! *giggles*
I'm sure Jack will eat most of them - and be relegated to sleeping under the stars!

Thank you!
hahahha! Jack and his ideas!
The beans! I thought I had seen the last of those ......
That last line is pur genius :-)
ROFL! Nice, literal interpretation of the phrase, which serves just as well to make one miserable as the more figurative versions, I see!

Loved how you worked in the beans. :)
The beans are always lurking, lol!

Sometimes, my brain just insists on being literal. Once the thought entered my head I just couldn't come up with anything else.

Jack tries so hard to impress Ianto, but he's seemingly doomed to failure *pets Jack* Better luck next time!

(I'm awaiting the arrival of a new little Ianto action figure. Been trying to get a third one since I ended up with a third Torchwood Jack. I just hope they'll like each other. Torchwood Jack and Coat Jack have never really seemed happy together).
Awesome use of prompt!! Great job! I love the thought of these two camping - just them and quiet and well = you know... lol
Thank you! My brain decided to take the prompt literally. I just hope they had more food with them than just beans and the doomed sausages!
Ha ha! Sweet!
Thank you.

Jack tries so hard to impress Ianto, but somehow it always seems to result in failure.
Not beans again???!!!
There's no escaping the beans, they're always lurking ready to pounce and now the boys don't even have sausages to fend them off with! Oh the horror!

Thank you.

(I'm way behind with my cross-posting, thought I'd better start trying to catch up in between posting new drabbles, lol!)
I know other people already said it but I have to say it or I'll explode! BLOODY BEANS!

Very cute! =)
Ianto's not happy either, he fancied a nice hot sausage, lol!

Thank you!
Hasn't Jack ever seen Blazing Saddles?
Probably not - he doesn't seem to be very clued in when it comes to movies and TV! Ianto will have to fix that.

Thank you.
poor, poor Ianto!
Jack is really a great kid.
LOL
remains beans ... it reminds me of something I want to forget.
Yeah, sorry about the beans, lol!

Thank you.