Characters: Ianto, Jack.
Written For: Challenge 465: Motive at tw100.
Summary: Jack has a bad habit of copying things he sees on TV…
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“Why?” That really was all Ianto wanted to know; what obscure motive, known only to himself, had prompted Jack to do something so idiotic
“What do you mean ‘why’?” Jack asked, equally baffled. “I wanted to know if it was actually possible.”
Somehow Ianto refrained from rolling his eyes. “So you just got up this morning and said to yourself, ‘I know, I’ll paint myself gold all over?”
“Not all over,” Jack corrected. “I couldn’t reach my back.”
“Just as well, otherwise you’d be dead already,” Ianto sighed. “That’s the last time you’re joining me for a Bond movie marathon!”