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August 2019



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Drabble: Found Gilty

Title: Found Gilty
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Ianto, Jack.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 465: Motive at tw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Jack has a bad habit of copying things he sees on TV…
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

“Why?” That really was all Ianto wanted to know; what obscure motive, known only to himself, had prompted Jack to do something so idiotic

“What do you mean ‘why’?” Jack asked, equally baffled. “I wanted to know if it was actually possible.”

Somehow Ianto refrained from rolling his eyes. “So you just got up this morning and said to yourself, ‘I know, I’ll paint myself gold all over?”

“Not all over,” Jack corrected. “I couldn’t reach my back.”

“Just as well, otherwise you’d be dead already,” Ianto sighed. “That’s the last time you’re joining me for a Bond movie marathon!”

The End


haha hahaha, Goldmember style? LOL
Well, they were watching Goldfinger really, but Jack is now gold just about everywhere ;)

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Jack is a really elastic man! But better don´t go so far with the love for a film.
Well, he knows Ianto loves the Goldfinger movie, so he thought he'd recreate a scene, lol!

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Jack is very curious and enjoys experimenting. Ianto enjoys indulging him, but wants to keep him safe. He really hates it when Jack dies just in case this time he doesn't come back.
So true. Jack didn't think through the whole 'Goldfinger' homage.

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I remember that movie! I guess Jack fell asleep and missed some of it. Or got distracted ;)
Either that or he thought it would be a cool homage and Ianto would like it... Jack's mind sometimes doesn't work the way other people's do!

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Oh dear. I suppose at least you didn't let him watch a whole series of Mythbusters. Who knows what kind of mischief he might have gotten up to then!

Poor Ianto though James Bond films were relatively safe, but...

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