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September 2019



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Double Drabble: Proof Of Guilt

Title: Proof Of Guilt
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Ianto, Jack.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 466: Tongue at tw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Ianto is sure Jack is guilty; he just has to prove it.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: This one’s a double drabble.

Having a cold sucked, especially the sore throat. Ianto opened his drawer to get a throat lozenge and found there was only one left, which was odd because it was a new packet and he’d only had one out of it.

“Jack, have you been eating my Soothers?” he croaked.

“Of course not! What do you take me for?” Jack’s air of injured innocence seemed sincere, but he was an ex-conman, so Ianto wasn’t convinced.

“I know what you’re like; you’ll eat anything that isn’t nailed down.”

“I’m not that bad!”

“Yes you are!”

“No I’m not!”

“You are!”

“Am not!”

“Are too!”

“Am not!”

They could have gone on like that all day, but Ianto stuck his tongue out, and Jack was childish enough his stick his out in response.

“Hah! I was right!”


“Your tongue is purple!

“Darn, foiled again!”

Ianto rolled his eyes. “Right, for eating my lozenges and lying about it, you can just go and buy me a couple more packets; make sure you get the blackcurrant flavour, and if you sneak even one on the way back, you’ll be on decaf until my cold is a distant memory. Got that?”

“Meanie,” Jack pouted.

The End


haha haha, I remembered doing something similar with some strawberry flavoured pills when I was a child!
It was one way for Ianto to prove Jack was the guilty party!

Thank you!
In some ways Jack has a childish streak, maybe to help make up for what he has suffered. I'm sure Ianto understands and loves him enough to indulge him
He does, which is how Ianto was able to trick him into incriminating himself. Ianto does love Jack, but he was peeved at him for being so inconsiderate.

Thank you!
Hmmmm... Blackcurrant candy (well, not exactly candy depending on the brand). They're SO difficult to come by here...

And well, it is not good to consume medication if you don't need it, even if you're immortal and the medicine is tasty, Jack... *facepalm*
They can be bought in any sweetshop or supermarket, they're not exactly medicine, and I suck them for my allergies, they won't do Jack any harm and the are very tasty indeed, with a liquid centre. There are other flavours, but I like the blackcurrant =)

Thank you!

You are so naughty, Jack. If Ianto doesn't have his throat lozenges, you won't be able to listen to those lovely Welsh vowels.

But fair play to Ianto for outwitting him. Even sick, you should never mess with a Ianto.

Iantos are awesome at manipulation ;)

Jack will apologise, he didn't really realise they weren't just sweets.

Thank you!