badly_knitted (badly_knitted) wrote,

Drabble: Convicted

Title: Convicted
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Ianto, Jack.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 470: Prison at tw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Ianto and Jack get in a bit of trouble on another world.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: 100 words first try! That’s two in a day!

“This is a bit ignominious,” Ianto said, lying on his back with his hands behind his head. “Thrown in prison on an alien planet for sneezing in public; haven’t they ever heard of allergies?”

“It’s not so much the sneezing they have a problem with,” Jack reassured him. “It’s who you sneezed on.”

“It was a big chicken, Jack!”

“A Murket actually,” Jack corrected him, “and they’re sacred here, believed to be the souls of the departed. You’re lucky we’re not natives; we’ll only be deported rather than executed.”

Ianto gave Jack a dirty look. “Well, that’s comforting to know.”

The End

Tags: drabble, fic, fic: g, ianto jones, jack harkness, jack/ianto, torchwood fic, tw100

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