Characters: Jack, Ianto, Tosh.
Written For: Challenge 475: Mean at tw100.
Summary: Just because a piece of tech is technically harmless doesn’t mean it’s a good idea to use it…
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“You’re such a meanie,” Jack grumbled as he trailed Ianto into the Hub. “You never let me have any fun!”
Ianto rolled his eyes and kept walking, carrying their latest Rift Gift over to Tosh. “Don’t let Jack get hold of this,” he told her before turning to his lover. “You’re the one who keeps telling us using alien tech is prohibited outside the Hub because it could change the course of history.”
“But it’s harmless!”
“Not the point. It could cause serious problems if the police started dancing everywhere.”
“But it would be funny!”
“Detective Swanson might not agree.”