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FAKE Double Drabble: Criminal Incompetence

Title: Criminal Incompetence
Fandom: FAKE
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Dee, Ryo, OCs.
Rating: G
Challenge: 63: Unbelievable at drabble_weekly.
Spoilers/Setting: After Vol. 7.
Summary: Some people just aren’t cut out for a life of crime…
Disclaimer: I don’t own FAKE, or the characters. They belong to the wonderful Sanami Matoh.





The bank was only on the next block to the 27th Precinct, making it the ideal place to go whenever any of the cops who worked there needed to draw some ready cash. Not, therefore, the ideal branch for a would-be bank robber to pick for his exciting first foray into the world of major crime. Nevertheless, apparently this guy hadn’t got the memo…


Dee and Ryo had only intended to stop at the cash machine on the way to lunch, but there was something vaguely suspicious about the man in the thick coat and hat who scuttled past them and through the main doors. It was a warm fall day; why was he all wrapped up like that?


Glancing at each other, they followed the man inside and towards the counter, where they saw him fumble at his coat pocket for a few moments before scribbling on a piece of paper and shoving it across the counter.


The teller stared at the note in consternation, then at the man. “You have a Gnu?” she asked.


Dee and Ryo flanked the guy. “So not just an idiot, but bad at spelling too?” Dee asked. “Unbelievable.”


“You’re under arrest,” Ryo added.



The End












 
Tags: dee laytner, drabble, drabble_weekly, fake, fake fic, fic, fic: g, other character/s, ryo maclean
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